Bad Spinach: Christian Cow-Eating Government Plot?
I almost hesitated to post this one because I was sure no one would believe what I overheard some big bubba-boy in coveralls saying this morning in a local grocery store:
"You know, that spinach thing, it's a government deal. Y'all remember how they used AIDS to try and get rid of the homos? See, they're usin' this e-co-lie spinach to get the vegetarians. Them vegans, you know, they're the ones always causin' trouble, wantin' to save the owls and keep the ten commandments out of schools and all that kinda stuff. That's why the government ain't gettin' in no hurry to figger out this spinach thing. They're hopin' the vegans'll starve to death and then we can get on with business."
"You know, that spinach thing, it's a government deal. Y'all remember how they used AIDS to try and get rid of the homos? See, they're usin' this e-co-lie spinach to get the vegetarians. Them vegans, you know, they're the ones always causin' trouble, wantin' to save the owls and keep the ten commandments out of schools and all that kinda stuff. That's why the government ain't gettin' in no hurry to figger out this spinach thing. They're hopin' the vegans'll starve to death and then we can get on with business."
