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Not Coming Anytime Soon to a Theater Near You
Erin Abernethy & Patrick Redding Pirates of the Carob Bean Marauding health food nuts cruise the high seas in search of chocolate substitute. Weasels on a Plane Air Force One is hijacked by a vigilante demanding that the President and his cabinet come clean about election fraud, 9/11, and their ongoing deception of the American public. Can the President tell the truth to save his life? The Rubens Code An unlikely pair of sleuths follow clues hidden in the 17th-century master’s paintings of fleshy beauties to reveal a secret pact between the American Medical Association and the weight-loss industry. My Super Ex-Wife (Sequel) When a regular guy marries the super-hero girlfriend he tried to ditch in a previous flimsy plot-line, the honeymoon is over all too soon. Enter Super-wife’s Super Divorce Attorney. The Fast and the Furry Animated merriment and mayhem as a gang of wise-cracking squirrels terrorize spoiled children by stealing their toy cars for joyrides. Miami Nice Crockett and Tubbs are back, but when they discover the biggest drug ring in town is run by the senior citizens at the Sunny Sands Retirement Center, they must enlist the help of the Golden Girls to go undercover. The Pope Wears Gucci Small-town girl, big-city fashion magazine, yadda yadda yadda. Semi-Final Destination Let’s face it: you can’t really keep calling it “final” when there are already 2 sequels, can you? Lord of the Fries Prep school kids stranded when their bus breaks down must go to work at a fast-food joint to survive until their parents bring the minivan to pick them up. Jowls Thirty years later, the great white shark isn’t quite the menacing creature he used to be but he can still gnaw on your leg until you’re too tired to swim. Better not go back into the water. Daytona Daze It’s hard to parody something as ridiculous as watching a bunch of cars drive around in a circle for hours. Go, Johnny Hank, go! Run over somebody and make Uncle Dale proud. © Copyright 2006 by Erin Abernethy & Patrick Redding |